some days you're the statue

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Lol, the irony. “This film is too pretentious.”

oh-dear-catastrophe:

Okay people, I’m glad “500 days of Summer” introduced you to Belle and Sebastian. But stop reblogging the same quote over and over again! It’s not like B&S don’t have any better quotes, and do you even know from which song is it? I bet most of you only heard “Piazza New York catcher” and “Expectations”… and that’s only because of “Juno”.

P.S.: I didn’t really like “500 days of Summer”. This film is too pretentious.

“Raphael, he’s the leader of the group. Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop.”

thefrogman:

At the end of the live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie there is a rap song called “Turtle Power.” I had the cassette tape as a kid. I used to play it over and over. I loved the song, but in the lyrics it says that Raphael is the leader.

That has always bugged me.

I mean really really…

Obligatory kitty pic of the day. (Taken with instagram)

Insurance co from my #CarAccident asked if I have a #scar. When I said I do, they wanted a picture. Proof enough you think? (Taken with instagram)

jonaspolsky:

by Jonas Polsky

“This is such an easy joke structure!” - Everyone

Twitter comedy is a lot of fun, both the writing and reading of it, but a nefarious trend that has taken root, and it’s my role as an alarmist to call attention to it. There are several ways to tell a joke, and joke writing…

ROFL. That is all.

(Source: legolarry, via kittybot)

(500) Days of Summer. Yeah, tell me something I don’t already know.

skillwithaquill:

intoxicatinglyvintageatheart:

amaramow:

bevfluff:

kionymous:

minininny:

big-tough-girl:

itsoundsmetallic:

schneeweibchen:

OOC: Labyrinth… . oh yes … I like this.

((Black Swan…
Oh gods.

OOC; HERCULES. YEEES.

Hunger Games. Shit.

I would say the Pokemon: Victini & Reshiram or Zekrom or whatever, but it was short as hell and I don’t really consider that a movie so the last actual movie I watched…V for Vendetta.

…Oh.

The Lorax? D: I don’t feel too fucked.

How to Train Your Dragon

My life is complete.

Revolutionary Road….

I AM GOING TO DO A SELF ABORTION AND DIE?

OH GOD. OH MY GOD.

Titanic. So, I’m definitely fucked. But at least it’ll be in 3D?

(Source: slutformisha)

fuckyeahmovieposters:

(500) Days of Summer

I have to add that I am thankful for it introducing me to Wolfmother.

(Source: thefirstpancake)